You should always take care with alcohol. If you to drink too much,chanes are that you’ll do something that you’ll regret in the morning. Or maybe worse, you could do something absolutely amazing and forget about it right away…
I came across this story earlier today and I had to share it with you. The man wakes up with a damaged face, and only remembers parts of the night before. What happens next is… well, I won’t spoil the ending for you!
A married man, Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night out drinking with the boys.He doesn’t even remember how he got home from the party. “Oh, damn,” he thinks to himself, wondering if he did something wrong the night before.
Jack forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a few aspirins next to a glass of water on the nightstand.
Jack sits up and sees his clean folded clothes in front of him.He takes the aspirins, and then cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
He then staggers into the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”
The truth is revealed
“Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.” Confused, he asks his son, “So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ’Leave me alone, I’m married! I’m married!’”
Jack was so relieved that he started crying!